This happened yesterday, but deserved to be blogged.
Scene: Out in the garden in the morning.
SB: ‘Oh look, two mice‘ (excitely pointing at the lawn)
Me: (wandering over) ‘ Dead or alive? (Whiskey has been making an impact on the local mouse population)
SB: ‘Dead – Whiskey must have caught them‘
Me: -(looks at two wet, slighty mangled, dead mice laid on the lawn)
SB: ‘Don’t they look cute‘
?????
Late she was found watering them with the watering can to keep them clean 
(no I hadn’t actually removed them ……..)
Very cute! (SB, not the mice
)
Still no sign of Guiness?
no. no guinness yet. need to do another night round
Now really you should have picked them up and looked at them further…..no I wouldn’t either!
We had two dead birds the other morning and I just thre them over the fence!We did have agood stare and ponder on their squished state though.